Introduction

Hi everyone! Have you ever met a girl that appreciated all things cute? An intellectual girl that demands her boyfriend to be well-spoken, lest she treat you like a moron? Ever feel hollow inside just saying "I love you" all the time? Ever wanted to have something to say to a girl that you can guarantee she's never heard before? Well, that's what this blog is all about. I am a teacher, a writer, a poet, and have been in a committed relationship for almost 7 years. My girlfriend is adorable, loves all things cute, and is a demanding grammar-Nazi. Suffice it to say that we get along perfectly. She is my baby princess and I am her king. I have a filthy mind and a silver tongue, now let me share some of my best lines with you.

I'll post them as they come (I wish I'd been keeping notes all these years, because there have been a lot of good ones.) Don't worry though, there's plenty more where that came from. When I need to cheer up, entertain, or seduce my baby, I know just what to say!